This Week

How does this sound to you: President-elect Donald J. Trump?

“Why in the hell did this guy have a gun?” asked Hairston with respect to the armed employee.

“The best deterrent is not only armed soldiers, but armed citizens, too,” said Gen. Kiili.

“Despicable beyond words, not least because #Hillary has devoted her life to kids while Trump talks about dating them,” said one Twitter user. “Sad state of affairs.”

Most of the Generals are fucking morons, and they wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the private sector (if they didn’t have those retired stars on their shoulders to help with lobbying for government contracts).

No one knows for sure how many firearms are in the United States. That’s because we have this thing called freedom that keeps the government from tracking who owns which firearm.

“The solution to armed violence, America’s fatal flaw, is not unthinkable,” says Philip Alpers.

Do you know how a Glock works?

“Thirty-three thousand people a year die from guns and we’ve got to do a better job, my friends,” said Clinton, not bothering to mention that two-thirds of them are suicides and one-third are homicides.