Current Events in the Gun Industry

A group of Colorado middle schoolers was given what is becoming a rare opportunity to handle and fire guns as part of a classroom-taught gun safety program with help from the NRA and Project Appleseed.

“Of particular concern to all of us is that the FBI [hostage rescue team] operators did not disclose their shots to our investigators, nor did they disclose specific actions they took after the shooting.”

As soon as news broke that president Barack Obama would nominate Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court there was a mad scramble in the gun community to find out where this Chicago-born, appeals-court-Clinton-appointee stood on guns.

“Effectively, this measure will create a new class of criminals out of those that already comply with common sense practices that now exist,” wrote President Martin Ryan, Amador County sheriff and PAC Chair Gregory J. Ahern, Alameda County sheriff.

The WWP leadership is shaking up following reports that the veterans’ charity was overspending on company overhead, ousting CEO Steve Nardizzi and COO Al Giordano.

An armed customer with a concealed-carry permit is credited with saving lives by shooting an ax-wielding man at a 7-Eleven convenience store last weekend.

“One thing they have in common is they’re all chicken in the end,” Clinton said, to applause.

Serbian administrators are investigating the discovery of two missiles loaded in the cargo compartment of a Lebanese passenger plane headed to the US. They are thought to be dummy units for training.

News broke Thursday that “Pawn Stars” co-star Austin “Chumlee” Russell was arrested on 19 counts of drug possession and at least one weapon charge.