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“It seems to me no person who has truly experienced the full impact of their own emotions would ever go near a gun,” said the professor.

Chicago is a hotbed for violence. So far this year, there have been over 1,000 people shot in the Windy City, according to a recent report published by The Chicago Tribune.

The redneck scientist, aka Demolition Ranch, conducts an experiment to see which round is superior, the .223 or the .308.

Last Friday, city leaders in the Big Easy announced five new measures designed to crackdown on gun-related violence.

“So it matters to me that my mom is the only person running for president who not only constantly makes that connection but also has a strong record on gun control and standing up to the NRA,” said Chelsea Clinton.

Okay, is the suspense killing you? Are you dying to know what revolver I opted to buy (even though the pictures indubitably gave it away)?

Last week, Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul introduced a bill to protect seniors and veterans who are at risk of losing their Second Amendment rights because they need help and/or assistance with their finances.

“Think about it. If Robin was walking alone in a parking lot and two men were going to approach her with the idea of robbing and raping her, what is her only option? In other words, let’s say we took away all the guns on the planet. Now there’s no more guns. I think people would be less safe,” said Stern.

“I just wish Facebook would tell the truth. Don’t say you don’t have the capability, or the resources, because that’s bullshit. Just say you don’t want to be involved in the debate.”