Whitney Cummings Shocks Maher Crowd: ‘I Need a Gun Now’

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Comedian Whitney Cummings delivered a curveball on Real Time with Bill Maher, admitting that motherhood hasn’t just changed her—it’s reprogrammed her politics.

“I’ve always been a very liberal person—maybe even a libtard,” she said to roaring laughter.

“But once you have a kid, you start like having thoughts that have been characterized as conservative. As soon as I had a kid, I was like, I need a gun now.”

Whitney Cummings had a come to Jesus moment — “I need a gun now” — after having a child.

Wait—Whitney Cummings wants a gun? Yes. And not to join a militia or fend off burglars, but… coyotes.

“I’ve got coyotes in my yard,” she explained. “Before I had a kid, I was like, ‘They coexist with us, coyotes were here first… I’m in the coyote’s home.’ Now I’m like, ‘Let’s make hats out of them. Let’s make coyote boots. Coyote earrings out of their eyeballs.’”

Call it a vibe shift, or just parental survival instincts kicking in with extreme prejudice.

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Dave Rubin of The Rubin Report chimed in with a clip of the segment, deadpanning, “A conservative is just a liberal mugged by reality.”

He summed up the shift: “Suddenly you have a family to protect… then you suddenly realize, boy, a fence does matter at your house.”

Rubin didn’t stop there. “Maybe I should have a gun. Maybe it starts opening up doors in your mind… Boy, that is odd. Why is the government forcing me to inject my child with this thing when kids don’t die of it?”

His conclusion?

“Congratulations to Whitney Cummings. I think you’re well on the way to becoming a sane person… Maybe you don’t have to become some hardcore right-wing traditionalist… but you might just be for America and freedom and liberty.”

And, Rubin added with a grin, maybe even “in the same party… as Donald Trump. But maybe even Tucker Carlson—if he’ll let some of his nonsense go away.”

Motherhood: apparently the new gateway drug to gun rights.

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  • Mark Seiler June 27, 2025, 11:55 am

    I thought the proper term is “Libaturd”.

  • Big Al 45LC June 27, 2025, 11:49 am

    A fence? better be high, Yotes around here just hop over a 4 ft fence.
    I’ve seen this many times, young women liberals that believe the world is made ugly by guys with guns go and have kids and suddenly they realize the gun I’ve been toting all these years makes a lot of sense.

  • Dano June 27, 2025, 11:23 am

    Promoting name-calling is juvenile and ignorant.

    • Hondo June 30, 2025, 8:26 am

      Calm down Lamo, it was accurate at least.

      • Dano July 1, 2025, 1:48 am

        Fuck you fascist

        • paul I'll call you what I want/1st Amendment July 1, 2025, 1:16 pm

          shame you don’t have the balls to say that to people on the street…….and i’m not talking about you and an overwhelming gang, just you

          • Dano July 1, 2025, 3:57 pm

            Where do you live I am happy to say it to your face. POS fascist

        • paul I'll call you what I want/1st Amendment July 1, 2025, 4:25 pm

          that is sooo tempting but i suspect you wouldn’t show just call in a swatting incident so try it where you live, sissy commie bastard!

  • SidMcKid June 27, 2025, 10:32 am

    Probably why Democrats push so hard for abortion.

  • Dennis Kurt Goodrum June 27, 2025, 9:57 am

    Seems to me that the MAGOTS are the ones that are mentally defective. Or maybe they are deluded and gullible. It it the liberals that are fighting for democracy instead of the autocracy we are headed into thanks to King Trump.

    • paul I'll call you what I want/1st Amendment June 28, 2025, 10:30 am

      we’re sorry but the communist cult website is 3 servers down.

      • Hondo June 30, 2025, 8:31 am

        ^ He’s right you know, couldn’t have said it better Paul. Lol

    • Jerry June 30, 2025, 3:18 pm

      Seems to me that the MAGOTS are the ones that are mentally defective. Or maybe they are deluded and gullible. It it the liberals that are fighting for democracy instead of the autocracy we are headed into thanks to King Trump.
      Sorry that you didn’t spend much effort in civics class or you would remember that we don’t have a democracy. We are a representative republic. We elect legislators that are supposed to vote on issues in a way that represents their constituency, not on a party agenda. If we had a democracy, everyone would be tied up all day, every day, having to vote on what laws really are. The thing about democracy is that the majority rules. No looking out for the minorities. Should blacks vote, let’s see how many votes they get Friday afternoon, right after we decide if Joe Moe can harvest the snails out of his swamp. Under a true democracy, you have no time to work, no time to eat or sleep. You’re voting all day, all night, every day.. Groups that don’t like you for ant reason at all can vote against you for all kinds of things. Of course you could vote someone in that you trust to follow your wishes, but then you have a republic.

  • Bumper June 27, 2025, 9:52 am

    She may have referred to defending against coyotes should she find herself in court for neutralizing one or more, 2-legged attackers. If so, a wise move. A liberal, sorros inserted, anti-2nd Amendment d.a. would leap at the opportunity to fry a “predisposed” shooter.

  • Douglas Stead June 27, 2025, 7:10 am

    Whitney who? Never heard of her. The coyote reference was a cop out, unless she meant the “coyotes” bringing drugs and illegals across the border. We should definitely make hats and boots out of them. I believe Winston Churchill once said; if you’re not a socialist at the age of 20, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the age of 40, you have no brains.

  • paul I'll call you what I want/1st Amendment June 25, 2025, 6:08 pm

    will she be smart enough to get some basic training and practice……

  • Kane June 25, 2025, 11:44 am

    Maybe “on her way to becoming a sane person” but still a way to go before she is truly funny.