Current Events in the Gun Industry

“President Trump is absolutely committed to ensuring the safety and security of every American and he has directed us to propose a regulation addressing bump stocks,” said Attorney General Jeff Sessions in a press release.

“This whole country is going nuts/ and the NRA is in our way/ they’re responsible for this whole production/ they hold the strings, they control the puppet,” rapped Slim Shady.

“Every student in Florida has the right to learn in a safe environment, and every parent has the right to send their kids to school knowing that they will return safely at the end of the day,” said the Republican governor in his address. “Today, I am signing bipartisan legislation that helps us achieve that.” 

Virginia congressional candidate Karen Mallard may have grown up “surrounded by guns,” but that didn’t help her avoid the ignorant mistakes so common among anti-gun politicians.

Narrowly, by a vote of 20-18, the Senate approved bills to ban gun sales to anyone under the age of 21, prohibit the purchase and possession of bump stocks and establish a three-day wait period for all gun buyers. 

“We’d be honored to support your work with free Lyft rides to March for Our Lives rallies across the country on March 24 (please remember, anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.),” said Lyft.

These retailers didn’t just violate the law, according to the complaints. They “willfully” violated it by issuing press releases and other materials advertising their decision to discriminate based on age.

Watts likely scoured the Sportsman Warehouse website looking for the scariest, most tactical-looking rifle she could find. With its adjustable stock, pistol grip, and M-Lok handguard, Ruger’s new Precision Rimfire Rifle fit the bill nicely. She probably has no idea how the rifle operates or the amount of damage a .22 can inflict (hint: not much).

“We have seen an epidemic of gun violence and mass shootings simply envelop America for too long. Each one reveals new loopholes and gaps in gun safety,” said the Senator from New York.