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This just in, Trump has ordered the Department of Justice to ban bump stocks and other modifications like the ones allegedly used in the Las Vegas shooting.

“Our family will be there on March 24 to stand side by side with this incredible generation of young people from all over the country,” said Clooney in a statement Tuesday.  

“They actually asked us if we can use wooden sticks, and can you see 12 men in full regalia and another 12 charging with wooden sticks saying ‘Bang bang!’ It just doesn’t have the same effect,” said Jim Entrican, one of the reenactors.

“I plan to introduce a bill to require all firearms purchases from gun dealers be restricted to individuals who are at least 21 years old. If you can’t buy a handgun or a bottle of beer, you shouldn’t be able to buy an AR-15,” said Feinstein.

“It is not enough to simply take actions that make us feel like we are making a difference. We must actually make that difference,” said Trump.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein wasted no time calling for tougher gun control laws in the wake of the Parkland, Florida school shooting that left 17 dead.

There have been 18 school shootings this year, according to Everytown for Gun Safety. The implication is that there have been 18 Sandy Hooks. That is a lie!

“The victim is a Customs and Border Protection officer,” Rosario said. “[She] retrieved her firearm, shots were fired and the subject has been deceased here at the residence.”

“Together, we can pass the laws that Governor Christie vetoed and reclaim our place as a state that acts on facts and common sense,” he continued. “We must again become a state that values the safety of our residents and communities over the misguided priorities of the gun lobby.”