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Authorities in Charleston, West Virginia, are hailing the brave and decisive actions of an armed female who they say “prevented a mass casualty event.”

“What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer or import handguns anywhere in Canada.”

Texas Democratic gubernatorial candidate Beto O’Rourke blamed current Texas Gov. Greg Abbott and other state leaders for the tragic school shooting on Tuesday in Uvalde.

“Well, we have enough laws on the books to deal with what’s going on now.  We just have to — we have to deal with it,” replied Biden.

A licensed concealed carrier fatally shot an armed, would-be robber Wednesday night in South Philadelphia, local media reports. 

Country music star John Rich laid the 2A smackdown on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi one time at a birthday party for legendary crooner Tony Bennett.

Early reports out of San Antonio, TX, indicate a mother of three used lethal force against a home invader last Thursday night. 

“But forcing New York to let anyone at all carry a firearm anywhere they want, no questions asked, is a recipe for disaster,” the Board concluded.

Police officials in Murfreesboro, TN, are urging residents to avoid confronting car thieves amidst a rash of vehicle break-ins.