{"id":201036,"date":"2024-04-21T14:27:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-21T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/?p=201036"},"modified":"2024-04-21T14:27:09","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T19:27:09","slug":"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"982\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.29.04\u202fPM-982x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201038\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.29.04\u202fPM-982x1024.jpg 982w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.29.04\u202fPM-288x300.jpg 288w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.29.04\u202fPM-144x150.jpg 144w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.29.04\u202fPM-768x801.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.29.04\u202fPM.jpg 1084w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 982px) 100vw, 982px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Browning Automatic Rifle served as a Squad Automatic Weapon back when Squad Automatic Weapons weren&#8217;t cool.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"yoast-reading-time__wrapper\"><span class=\"yoast-reading-time__icon\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\" data-icon=\"clock\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" style=\"display:inline-block;vertical-align:-0.1em\" role=\"img\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"><path stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\" stroke-width=\"2\" d=\"M12 8v4l3 3m6-3a9 9 0 11-18 0 9 9 0 0118 0z\"><\/path><\/svg><\/span><span class=\"yoast-reading-time__spacer\" style=\"display:inline-block;width:1em\"><\/span><span class=\"yoast-reading-time__descriptive-text\">Estimated reading time:  <\/span><span class=\"yoast-reading-time__reading-time\">12<\/span><span class=\"yoast-reading-time__time-unit\"> minutes<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Think back to the last time you were alone and frightened. We live in such a remarkably insulated society that many modern Americans have never felt the uniquely synergistic fear that comes from both isolation and peril. For me it occurred back in the 1970\u2019s while I was rabbit hunting with my dad and a bunch of friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-yoast-seo-table-of-contents yoast-table-of-contents\"><h2>Table of contents<\/h2><ul><li><a href=\"#h-lost-and-cold\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">Lost and Cold<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-the-guy-knappie-knappenberger\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">The Guy: &#8220;Knappie&#8221; Knappenberger<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-one-out-of-many\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">One Out of Many<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-the-weapon\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">The Weapon<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-variety-is-the-spice-of-life\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">Variety is the Spice of Life<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-trigger-time\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">Trigger Time<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-tactical-details\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">Tactical Details<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-it-gets-worse-for-knappenberger\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">It Gets Worse for Knappenberger<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-next-level-chaos\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">Next Level Chaos<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#h-knappenberger-s-grand-finale\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\" data-level=\"2\">Knappenberger&#8217;s Grand Finale<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I was maybe ten and was packing a Remington autoloading 20-gauge. Given my young age I was posted in the middle of the skirmish line as the beagles tore up the countryside looking for bunnies. It was wintertime in the Mississippi Delta and cold by our standards. As we swept through the woods we came across a thick stand of cane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thinking back, I should have had sense enough to go around. However, I just opted to press through the thicket instead. By the time I finally worked my way to the other side, the entire group was gone. The Army had not yet taught me the fine art of terrain association, so I just picked a likely direction and moved out smartly. That was a mistake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"945\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.40.04\u202fPM-945x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201051\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.40.04\u202fPM-945x1024.jpg 945w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.40.04\u202fPM-277x300.jpg 277w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.40.04\u202fPM-138x150.jpg 138w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.40.04\u202fPM-768x832.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.40.04\u202fPM.jpg 1202w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 945px) 100vw, 945px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I grew up an unwashed wild man in the Mississippi Delta. It&#8217;s a wonder I survived.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-lost-and-cold\">Lost and Cold<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>In short order, it was snowing, and I had no idea where I was. Disoriented and freezing in the middle of no place, I began to feel the icy grip of terror closing in. My unfettered imagination ran away with me, and every sordid wilderness survival story I had ever heard came flooding back into my mind.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eventually, I happened upon an empty cabin. I briefly considered trying to shoot the power line down in the ridiculous hope that the power company might somehow notice. Then I thought of maybe blowing the door open to see if I could find any food. Along the way, I did a fair amount of passionate praying. Then I heard a shotgun in the distance. I pointed my Remington skyward and answered with a blast of my own. Half an hour later I was surrounded by the hunting party, and all was well. For that brief period, however, I was legit terrified.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With the benefit of hindsight I\u2019d give myself a solid C. I didn\u2019t panic, scream, or cry. Instead, I analyzed the situation and considered my options. I planned to use the available resources to give myself the best possible chance at survival. I suppose I did OK, though there was never any serious peril. They&#8217;d have found me eventually regardless. However, some three decades before, an Army PFC named Alton W. Knappenberger did so much better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-the-guy-knappie-knappenberger\">The Guy: &#8220;Knappie&#8221; Knappenberger<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"792\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.11.27\u202fPM-792x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201039\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.11.27\u202fPM-792x1024.jpg 792w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.11.27\u202fPM-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.11.27\u202fPM-116x150.jpg 116w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.11.27\u202fPM-768x993.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.11.27\u202fPM.jpg 998w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 792px) 100vw, 792px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Alton Knappenberger was a truly great American.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alton W. \u201cKnappie\u201d Knappenberger was born in Cooperstown, PA, on the last day of 1923. He entered the US Army in March of 1943 in Spring Mount, Pennsylvania. Less than a year later, Knappenberger was a Private First Class assigned to the 30<sup>th<\/sup>&nbsp;Infantry Regiment, 3d Infantry Division slogging his way across the Italian peninsula. From our perspective in the Information Age, we know that the Allies were ultimately victorious and the Germans got spanked. However, at this time and in this place the end result was far from certain. During the Battle of Cisterna, we got our butts kicked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Battle of Cisterna was a subset of the overarching invasion of Anzio. Titled Operation Shingle, the amphibious assault on Anzio was a critical part of the learning process that eventually successfully took us to Normandy. Cisterna was also where we figured out how not to employ US Army Rangers. The hard lessons we learned held us in good stead across Europe and into the German heartland.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-one-out-of-many\">One Out of Many<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"588\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.17.54\u202fPM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201040\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.17.54\u202fPM.jpg 588w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.17.54\u202fPM-252x300.jpg 252w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.17.54\u202fPM-126x150.jpg 126w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 588px) 100vw, 588px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Here we see Knappie Knappenberger cleaning his Browning Automatic Rifle.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Alton Knappenberger was just some guy, one of literally millions of American GIs who answered their nation\u2019s call to go overseas and face down the forces of tyranny and oppression. However, PFC Knappenberger&#8217;s story is inexplicably tied to a unique weapon. Alton Knappenberger was a BAR man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grunts of the day spoke that term just as it sounds\u2014\u201cBarman.\u201d By contrast, the weapon was referred to by its individual initials\u2014\u201cB&#8230;A&#8230;R.\u201d Regardless of how you pronounced it, the Browning Automatic Rifle was a wonderful horrible gun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-the-weapon\">The Weapon<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"453\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/15-1024x453.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201047\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/15-1024x453.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/15-400x177.jpg 400w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/15-150x66.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/15-768x340.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/15-1536x680.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/15-2048x907.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The BAR remained in service for more than half a century.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The Browning Automatic Rifle was a First World War contrivance that was obsolete by the onset of WW2. However, the big gun soldiered on into Vietnam and was generally adored by the grunts who wielded it. John Browning designed the enormous weapon specifically to facilitate walking fire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was trained in the geriatric concept of walking fire when I first donned the uniform. The idea was that you would advance with your mates in line and fire a round from the hip every time a certain foot hit the ground. That\u2019s great in theory, but it doesn\u2019t work so well when facing dug-in, belt-fed MG08 Maxim guns. As a result, American grunts mostly just used the BAR like a man-portable machine gun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-variety-is-the-spice-of-life\">Variety is the Spice of Life<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"328\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/14-1024x328.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201046\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/14-1024x328.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/14-400x128.jpg 400w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/14-150x48.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/14-768x246.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/14-1536x492.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/14-2048x656.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Everything about the M1918A2 BAR is big and heavy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The BAR came in three major variants. M1918 was the WW1 version, and it was just a big honking machine rifle without a bipod. The R75 Colt Monitor was essentially the same gun with a pistol grip, shortened barrel, and Cutts compensator made in very small numbers for the FBI as well as civilian consumption. CPT Frank Hamer\u2019s posse used an R75 Colt Monitor to gun down Bonnie and Clyde on 23 May 1934. Here\u2019s that&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/bonnie-clyde-execution\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\">story<\/a>&nbsp;if you\u2019re interested. The M1918A2 was the most common military version.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Outfitted with a clunky bipod and complex buttstock, the M1918A2 weighed a whopping 19 pounds and fed from a 20-round detachable box magazine. Many GIs, particularly those serving in the South Pacific, stripped their BARs down by removing the bipods, carrying handles, and flash hiders to make them as light and maneuverable as possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-trigger-time\">Trigger Time<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"698\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-698x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-698x1024.jpg 698w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-204x300.jpg 204w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-102x150.jpg 102w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-768x1127.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-1046x1536.jpg 1046w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-1395x2048.jpg 1395w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/5-scaled.jpg 1744w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 698px) 100vw, 698px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The BAR is simply enormous up close.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite firing a .30-06\/7.62x63mm cartridge the size of my index finger, the M1918A2 remains quite controllable from the prone, hip, and offhand firing positions. The gun offers a user-selectable rate of fire between 400 and 600 rounds per minute. However, at 43.7 inches long, this thing is an absolute beast to carry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While humping the BAR was not for the faint of heart, the gun invariably became the tactical center of gravity in any close to mid-range infantry engagement. The reassuring chug of the BAR endeared confidence in ways that semiautomatic rifle fire just couldn\u2019t. It also reliably tore stuff up downrange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-tactical-details\">Tactical Details<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"851\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1-1024x851.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201049\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1-1024x851.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1-361x300.jpg 361w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1-150x125.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1-768x638.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1-1536x1277.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/2-1-2048x1703.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Relatively soon into this engagement, PFC Knappenberger scrounged up a Browning Automatic Rifle.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As I mentioned, the Battle of Cisterna was one we lost. On 1 February 1944, a concerted and powerful German counterattack splintered Knappenberger\u2019s infantry battalion. Where many of his mates understandably fell back, Knappenberger pushed forward with his M1 onto a small rise with minimal cover. Along the way, he retrieved a Browning Automatic Rifle and ammunition from a dead comrade. This vantage gave him an excellent view of the surrounding area and a decent field of fire, but it left him woefully exposed. Suddenly an enemy machinegun team spotted him and opened fire from a distance of about 85 meters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>German belt-fed machine guns were rightfully respected. The MG34 and MG42 were reliable, portable, accurate, and fast. This crew chewed up Knappenberger\u2019s position, snapping big 7.92mm rounds within six inches of his head. In response, Knappenberger rose to his knees, shouldered his spanking new BAR, and blew the German MG crew away, killing two and wounding the third.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-it-gets-worse-for-knappenberger\">It Gets Worse for Knappenberger<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"694\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/3-1-1024x694.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/3-1-1024x694.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/3-1-400x271.jpg 400w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/3-1-150x102.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/3-1-768x520.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/3-1-1536x1041.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/3-1-2048x1388.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Though both heavy and bulky, the BAR was still sufficiently agile as to be fired offhand.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Taking advantage of the chaos, a pair of stalwart German Landsers crept to within 20 meters of Knappenberger\u2019s position and threw a couple of potato masher grenades. However, in its simplest form, the German Stielhandgranate was an offensive grenade with a thin sheet steel casing. While it offered ample blast effect, actual shrapnel was minimal. Knappenberger successfully weathered the explosions, indexed his big auto rifle, and killed both of the German grenadiers with a single generous burst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The BAR\u2019s 20-round magazine capacity, along with its lack of a quick-change barrel, proved to be the limiting factors in the gun\u2019s employment. Knappenberger swapped magazines as needed as targets bore. By now he was finding his stride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>READ MORE: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/adam-johnson-and-his-fight-ending-sniper-pistol\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"clickTracking\" campaign=\"alton-w-knappenberger-a-bunch-of-germans-walk-into-a-bar\" title=\"Alton W. Knappenberger: So, A Bunch of Germans Walk Into a BAR\u2026\">Adam Johnson and his Fight-Ending Sniper Pistol<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A second German belt-fed machinegun opened up from a range of roughly 100 meters. In response, Knappenberger laid his gun just as he had been trained and dispatched that crew as well. The surviving Germans then unlimbered a fast-firing 20mm antiaircraft gun. That\u2019s when things went really sideways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-next-level-chaos\">Next Level Chaos<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_6076-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201043\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_6076-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_6076-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_6076-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_6076-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_6076-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_6076-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The German Flak 38 2cm antiaircraft gun was pure death against terrestrial targets. 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Once home he eschewed social events organized in his honor, making his living driving an asphalt truck and running construction equipment while living humbly in a trailer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"994\" height=\"668\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.13.28\u202fPM.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-201042\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.13.28\u202fPM.jpg 994w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.13.28\u202fPM-400x269.jpg 400w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.13.28\u202fPM-150x101.jpg 150w, https:\/\/gunsamerica.com\/digest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-14-at-3.13.28\u202fPM-768x516.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 994px) 100vw, 994px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">According to surviving family members, SSG Knappenberger would have absolutely hated his funeral. 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